ayayayaya

ayayaya, your talkin’ way too much…

sorry, excuse that.

winky just wanted to pop in to say hi.

…no, you’re just bored…

No, he’s lying, as usual.

…what reason would I have to lie…

*silence*

…can’t think of an answer, huh? loser…

I’M BORED.

In Which Amber Decides Enough is Enough

I have a confession

It’s about an obsession.

…haha, loser. you’re rhyming…

Shut-it, Winky.

Anyways, about that obsession. You know what nevermind. I’m just going to go on the roof and announce it to the whole world.

…while you’re up there, would you mind bringing down Jessica’s body. I plan on bringing it home to show mom…
Oh sure. No problem. Do you want Greta’s too?

…No, she’s a gift for Lucy. Lucy…

Ok, I’m not going to ask!

Oogie Boogie

I killed Ooogie Boogie in my sleep so I had to post his song. Oogie Boogie’s scary.

…wimp…

Shut-up Winky!

Well, well, well, what have we here?
Sandy Claws, huh?
Oh, I’m really scared
So you’re the one everybody’s talkin’ about, ha, ha

You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’
I can’t believe my eyes
You’re jokin me, you gotta be
This can’t be the right guy
He’s ancient, he’s ugly
I don’t knoe which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don’t die laughing first

When Mr. Oogie Boogie says
There’s trouble close at hand
You’d better pay attention now
‘Cause I’m the Boogie Man
And if you aren’t shakin’
Then something’s very wrong
‘Cause this may be the last time now
That you hear the boogie song, ohhh

[THREE BATS]
Ohhh

[OOGIE BOOGIE]
Ohhh

[SEVEN LIZARDS]
Ohhh

[OOGIE BOOGIE]
Ohhh

[SEVEN LIZARDS]
Ohhh, he’s the Oogie Boogie Man

[OOGIE BOOGIE]
Well if I’m feelin’ antsy
And there’s nothin’ much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of snake and spider stew
And don’t ya know one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly Sandy Claws to add a little spice

[THREE SKELTONS]
Ohhh

[OOGIE BOOGIE]
Oh, yeah

[THREE BATS]
Ohhh

[OOGIE BOOGIE]
Ohhh

[THREE BATS]
Ohhh

[OOGIE BOOGIE & THREE SKELETONS]
Oh, yeah, I’m/he’s the Oogie Boogie Man

[SANTA]
Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences
The children are expexting me
So please come, to your senses

[OOGIE BOOGIE]
You’re jokin’, you’re jokin’
I can’t believe my ears
Would someone shut this fella up
I’m drownin’ in my tears
It’s funny, I’m laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I’m going to do my stuff

[SANTA]
What are you going to do?

[OOGIE BOOGIE]
I’m gonna do the best I can

Oh, the sound of rollin’ dice
To me is music in the aor
‘Cause I’m a gamblin’ Boogie Man
Although I don’t play fair

It’s much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that’d be just fine

[SANTA]
Release me fast or you will have to
Answer for this heinous act

[OOGIE BOOGIE]
Oh, brother, you’re something
You put me in a spin
You aren’t comprehending
The position
That you’re in
It’s hopeless, you’re finished
You haven’t got a prayer
‘Cause I’m Mr. Oogie Boogie
And you ain’t going nowhere

In Which Amber Escapes The Closet

I escaped the closet. Winky’s kinda angry, but-

…kinda angry? I’m going to kill you…hot pokers, swords, and sporks …

Sporks?

…coolest weapon since the uzi…

Un-huh.

In Which Winky Attacks My Teddy Bear

He finally did it. He assaulted Mr. Smoochy Fuzz-Fuzz. I walked into my room and there I saw it. Winky, channeling his aura through my Kermit toy and suffocating Mr. Fuzz-Fuzz.

…it was an accident. my hands slipped around his neck…

And I’m a cat.

…hey. no sarcasm. or else…

Or else what??? What’re you gonna do punk??

*Winky in Kermit’s stuffed body grabs a broom and whacks Amber over the head. He slowly drags her body to the closet where all the others are*

…don’t tell them where she is. or else…

Howdy Buddies

I’m feeling super happy right now. I actually feel super amazing at the moment. Nothing can be bring me down

…You’re such an idiot…

Nothing at all. *Amber falters on the all*

…The world hates you with a passion…

Nothing whatsoever. *Amber’s voice is very low*

…Why don’t you do us all a favor and get lost?…

Nothing. *Amber squeaks and runs away*

…Haha.  My work here is done. Now to dispose of the evidence…

*Winky uses his telekinesis to float the teddy bear he had been channeling his aura from into the garbage can*

HAPPINESS!!!!

I love css and javascript. They rock me sox. I also adore myself but ya’ll knew that so I’ll stop typing now.

Je ne parle pas francais.

I suck at french, but i don’t think I’m going to fail my french exams. YAY!!!!
I will not study for anything.
I will make study sheets for every exam.
I will not look at them.
Wish me luck?
…break a leg…
Thank-you, Winky.
…break your neck, break an arm…
You can stop now.

Computer Class Rewrite

Sorry about the computer class thing. Boredom because html I know already. It took me five minutes of time until you let us work on it. Really sorry about the rudeness, won’t happen again.

Anyways, I’m in the library and Fran, Chrissie, and Sophie are scaring me. Alot.
Anjali ran away.
I think its just stress for the exam, so I’ll let it slide.
I want candy.

Who Says I Do Not Post Is A Baboon’s Uncle

Happy, Happy Monday!!!

I hate Mondays.

When I Have School.

I wish the weekend started on Wednesday and ended on Tuesday. That would be cool.

Ohmigod, that rhymed.

Wait, I don’t believe in God.

Ignore my random phrases.

I mean, it’s not that I don’t like school. I’m just way too lazy to learn. I’m part of the official slackers of the U.S guild (started by myself, of course) and slacking is what I do best. Why do you think my posts are so random. I only do them when I’m bored. Duh!

And now to leave you with this utterly amazing song quote.

…And Never Again, Well Never Again…They Gave Us Two Shots To The Back Of The Head…And We’re All Dead Now…

Go to my other site, haha…, to find out what song its from if you don’t know already. You really should though, because it’s an amazing song.