In Which Winky Attacks My Teddy Bear
He finally did it. He assaulted Mr. Smoochy Fuzz-Fuzz. I walked into my room and there I saw it. Winky, channeling his aura through my Kermit toy and suffocating Mr. Fuzz-Fuzz.
…it was an accident. my hands slipped around his neck…
And I’m a cat.
…hey. no sarcasm. or else…
Or else what??? What’re you gonna do punk??
*Winky in Kermit’s stuffed body grabs a broom and whacks Amber over the head. He slowly drags her body to the closet where all the others are*
…don’t tell them where she is. or else…

Winky-san?
Gomen ne, for calling you an idiot….
Um..speaking of which this is the only place where I can comment and use all my wapanese (not real japanese)…and get away with it…so I overindulge.
Please don’t kill Kohaku-chan..she’s my child…eummmm…and why in the world did she name this thing Mr. Smoochy Fuzz-Fuzz?