Computer Class

I’m sitting here really bored in computer class. I really hate macs. PCs are so much cooler. Macs are just, ughh. Ok, this is really random so I’m gonna stop. bye now.

A Love Triangle?

SOOOOO, i’m sitting in english class and i’ve been thinking about Winky. Thinking about Winky got me to thinking about Twinky (and other things…), which got me to thinking about Lucy.
That was a really long sentence.
Anyways, I have to introduce Twinky and Lucy to you if your going to understand anything i’m talking about. Lucy and Twinky are twins. Lucy is a psychopath who kills people in her sleep (Is that known as somnacide?). Twinky is an arsonist. She likes to burn things. She says its because “it makes purty colors.” Both of them are sadists.

So, there’s this love triangle or triangular shaped line thing of love going on between these three. See, Winky and Twinky are dating but Winky doesn’t like Twinky. He’s only with her because he used to be an arsonist as well, so he understands her. To tell you the truth, Winky loves Lucy, even though he won’t admit it.

…I do not love Lucy. I mean seriously why would i love a girl who commits somnacide *stares at Lucy lovingly*. EVEN though that’s totally cooler that being an arsonist, i can’t relate to that so we’re really not compatible and…

Anyways, Winky really doesn’t have to admit he loves Lucy because its so painfully obvious.

…It is not. I make sure no one notices when i stare at her while she brushes her hair or kills someone. I, oops…

See, its obvious. Now, back to the story, Lucy loves Winky as well and despises her sister because of it.

…wait, she loves me? Where did you hear that? Did she tell you? Ohmigod, she loves me *hyperventilates* Ohmigod Lucy, Lucy *faints*…

Isn’t this the oddest thing?

The Adventure (otherwise known as Winky’s Trip To “The Other Wurld”)

So, i’m at school and i decided that i should inform the world of winky’s trip and-
…Amber has…
Sorry, winky is trying to get out. he wants to tell his story himself, but he’s not good enough.
Winky decided to go on a trip a couple of months ago
…two months and three days to be exact…
*frown*
A couple of months ago and so he left for the other wurld. There are a few things you need to know about the other wurld.
1. Everyone in this world is there, except all their worst habits are magnified (scary!!!)
2. They have colors we do not have names for
3. Doppelwhangers are the main source of food there. They are a type of flower and because we do not have a name for the color, i have to use the closest translation “fuh”

So Winky went “the other wurld” to collect doppelwhangers and guess what he decides to kill Hilary before he goes (note: Hilary is this little mousy wisp of a girl who is only on the list because her hair color angers winky).
… hey, she deserves to die, her and her hair with the slightly orange tinge in the sun, the stupid little orange tinge, that i’d love to rip from her small wisp of head and then chop into little pieces and force feed it to her…

You know what, I’m going to tell you the story later because Winky’s being a psycho.
…let’s go find her and rip her hair out from the roots…
KILLER!!!!!

Winky’s Doppelwhangers

So I finally decided it as time i made my blog.

Oh yeah, that wasn’t what i was going to talk about.

Winky came back from his trip to “The Other Wurld”. He was very angry with me because i bumped back the list. Now he has to use up half of his doppelwhanger flowers to bring Hilary back from the dead. He acts like its so hard to raise the dead. It’s not like he has to turn the flowers into a gaseous mist and then mix it with a piece of Hilary’s soul, which he has to recover from the fiery pits of “The Other Wurld’s” hell.

So at this moment he’s out trying to find Hilary’s body to put the mist back in. He says he’ll be back in a few so i’m trying to right this now before he comes back and tries to destroy Mr. Smoochy Fuzz-Fuzz again. He has this thing against fuzzy teddy bears, it’s sort of like my thing against rabbits but much scarier because he can actually hurt Mr. Fuzz-Fuzz whereas nobody lets me close enough to the rabbits to harm them. It’s such a shame; I have so many good ideas for the rabbits. Oh well. I guess-

…Amber has to say goodbye now. We have some unfinished business with a couple of flowers and a corpse. Ciao.

So Vampires: What Are They

Has anyone ever told you that your neck looked simply delectable?

If they have, you should stock up on holy water, crosses, and garlic.

Though, they aren’t really going to help if a vampire truly finds you tasty looking. I should know. I am one.

Now I know what you’re thinking